DRY BED

I waked up in a dry bed, Mommy, come see !
I waked up in a dry bed, Daddy, I did !
I woke up in a dry bed, with dry feet and a dry head
I am a big boy now

Hey look at my dry bed ! Come feel my dry bed !
My bed's all dry, dry, and I'm a big boy
Look, look at my dry bed ! Dry, dry, my dry bed !
My bed's all dry, dry, and I'm a big boy

Rain didn't rain an' wet my bed ! Mommy, come see !
The river didn't run an' wet my bed ! Daddy, hey, look !
Dry bed, ho ho ho !
I'm gonna go to the movie show ! 'Cos I'm a big boy now !

Pussycat didn't wet my bed last night ! Sister come feel
Puppydog didn't make my beddy bed wet ! Brother, take a peek
Dry bed and a yippy yippy yi !
Take me down to the pony ride ! I am a big boy now

Early in the morning, I nipped out for a pee
Yea, early in the morning I took a little pee pee
Said early in the morning had a ding dong ding
Didn't do it in my bed, I done did it in the pan, yea